THE DEAD ONES LOOK LIKE DOLLS (The Brokerdealer)
It took an Irish Car Bomb. It took a Mexican Qualuude. It took a French Farce. In a Japanese Tea Room. It took Swedish Fish in Rowdy Roman bath. Before I got to get called. Internationale. It took real balls. In 1988 we were breaking down the walls. Now half the kids are dead and the other half are dressed up like dolls. It took Connecticut Yankees. To buy back the Series. It took them less than a decade to bring back the 80's. With the vague paranoia of the entertainment lawyers, Topeka Destroyers, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer. Craig Finn and Bill Mahr on Politically Incorrect with the mad special guests. Charles Nelson Reilly and the chix with the chests. Some guy from the Mets, some guy from the Nets, some guy from the Jets, some guy from NOFX. Some guy that does some stuff with his pets. No one was impressed. The producers pushed the talk towards young people's attitudes towards modern sex but it kept coming back to what project can we expect Craig Finn to get with next. And do you think the upper deck gives Craig Finn enough respect? The perception of the public is that Craig Finn is a little bit complex. And who's your publicist? Whats up with the tapedeck? Is the hassle worth the paycheck? So much hassle for a raincheck.


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