here's what happened at the back of the restaraunt / couple debutants, hundred bottles of wine / i walked into the walk-in cooler / cops got him with a pocket full of powder / got my pants back, got a cash advance / got a tape deck, not the regular kind / it's a secret, you can't see it / i can't believe it, i'm the informant / and hey, juanita, well i sold you out / got the pliers on my fingers and your name slipped out / didn't tell em 'bout your whereabouts / take the train downtown get lost in the crowd and / the pigs are comin outta the woodwork / the pigs are comin in through the windows / my advice is dye your eyes / and stay inside, i told them / 'spose you heard about the nightclub fires / i've got two big scoops: / it wasn't just an accident, this is not conincidence / i got tired / and those guys got me wired