she says it's good to get tan / she says it's bad to get burned / she says it's great getting high / she says it's lame to get fried / she says there's way too many drugs / too many chumpy junkie thugs / and it ain't no fun fallin 5 flights of stairs to a real fierce fisting / and it ain't that sweet workin six nights a week and your swimsuit gets ripped / and it's dripping wet with frosting / it's colossal, it's much bigger than us / it's the shit they stick in liquor makes us lick the chicks that we don't even love / and it ain't that great and it ain't that great.